Your Baby Shower Needs a Man’s Touch

Cheryl went to a baby shower recently. I dropped her off and asked how long she would be.  She said, “No more than two hours.”  At first I thought she was joking, but then I realized she was serious. It turns out it took two hours.  So my question is: Why does a baby shower take two hours?  Twenty women sit around a circle, one opens gifts, there’s some “oohs and ahhs”, everyone eats a cookie and drinks some punch and you go home.

Let me organize your next baby shower and I can have you out in less than 30 minutes.

Just sayin….

Oh, and just in case you have some idea of inviting guys to your next baby shower, please let me save you the time. I am busy that day.

Just sayin….

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